We're kidding, of course.
Although Meghan and Catherine - who is married to Harry's brother Prince William - gladly accepted George's invitation to dance, the same can't be said for Sarah Ferguson.
Heirs to the throne Prince George and Princess Charlotte, aged four and three respectively, had previously been chosen as page boy and bridesmaid at the royal wedding. In December, Markle opted for a $74,000 Ralph & Russo gown.
But despite Charlotte's adorable regality on the steps of St. George's Chapel, her true shining moment came while looking out the window of the vehicle when she arrived at the ceremony. These two are old pros at the wedding-party game: The got plenty of practice at Pippa Middleton's wedding previous year! "They feel so lucky to have been able to share their day with all those gathered in Windsor and also all those who watched the wedding on television across the UK, Commonwealth, and around the world".
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding was watched by 16 million people in the UK
The 3-year-old girl apparently took after her uncle Harry. "The figured braiding has been scaled down for the Pages, as otherwise it would have gone above their shoulders", the palace writes. As a special memento, George has his initials embroidered in gold on his shoulder straps. "The Pages are not wearing hats or white waist belts for practical reasons". His outfit was cut and made by tailors Dege & Skinner in Savile Row.
As for the bridesmaids? They also include pockets and pleated skirts to create a relaxed and luxurious silhouette that were designed by Givenchy's Clare Waight Keller.
The feeling only grew as the guests arrived - Oprah Winfrey looking glorious and behatted in pink, entering the chapel with Idris Elba and his partner not far behind; Serena Williams was among the guests, too, and there was a far more diverse range of talking heads and presenters on the television coverage than we typically see.
Charlotte wore a bridesmaids dress in ivory silk Radzimir, and is high-waisted with short puff sleeves and hand finished with a double silk ribbon detail tied at the back in a bow. She also wore a flower crown and Aquazurra shoes, which were monogrammed and dated, as a gift from Meghan.
Martial and Lacazette left out of France squad
I put the group on top of everything and from there, I make choices that in my opinion are for the good of the France team. Prior to their departure for Russia , France will take on Ireland, Italy and the United States in friendlies.