Now, the Marvel demons from below have reared their ugly heads and given us a PG-13 Deadpool film in the form of Once Upon a Deadpool, which will retell Deadpool 2 from in a much more family-friendly fashion. Deadpool has kidnapped Fred Savage and forced him into a recreation of his role as child-listening-to-Peter-Falk from The Princess Bride. See?
A flawless family Christmas present, and might edge the movie's box office beyond the current standing of $734 million and towards the billion dollar mark! But if you're curious to see how a PG-13 Deadpool 2 might play out, Once Upon a Deadpool might be for you.
Reynolds' Deadpool explains that Savage is in "a PG-13 version of Deadpool, filtered through the prism of childlike innocence". Now that Disney is acquiring FOX, we may have to locate the Deadpool movies on here soon.
"I don't need you at all", Savage notes. To kick off the holiday season, the (sometimes) good guy in red is delivering the official trailer for Once Upon a Deadpool from 20th Century Fox! 'It's like if The Beatles were produced by Nickleback. "It's music, but it sucks!"
Woman killed by 'panicked driver' as protesters block roads across France
In a similar scenario, police cleared out the huge traffic circle around the Arc de Triomphe, paralyzed for hours by protesters. Most protests passed peacefully but at some places tempers flared and drivers tried to force their way through the roadblocks.
Once Upon a Deadpool will get a limited release in the United States from December 12 through Christmas Eve and in the UK on December 11 only.
Like I said, I super don't get it. Now, this one time, I said "Yes" on two conditions. It's free of profanity and full of Fred Savage.
For every ticket sold, US$1 will go to the charity Fudge Cancer, also known as F-k Cancer. "Fred remarked, 'while my participation in this film was anything but voluntary, I am happy to learn that Fudge Cancer will be the beneficiary of this shameless cash grab'".