Letter to the editor: Mueller report outlines obvious threat to election security

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Saturday Night Live returned with a new cold open that showed many levels of interpretation of Robert Mueller's report on whether U.S. President Donald Trump's campaign colluded with Russian Federation.

Now, Attorney General William Barr told lawmakers that he expects to release a redacted version of Mueller's report by mid-April, later than the deadline set by Democrats.

Asked during Saturday's interview about the Mueller probe's finding that there was no collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian officials, Papadopoulos said: "I believe it's a total vindication for both the campaign, the transition team and current administration".

As Mueller penned a carefully written report detailing the nuances of the investigation, Barr filtered the info into carefully worded pro-Trump propaganda, that Trump himself celebrated on Twitter with air horns and incoherence.

Replied Bryant's Barr: "No collusion, no diggity, no doubt".

Bryant: "I am writing nearly four pages".

"Free at last. Free at last", Baldwin's Trump crowed.

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Baldwin: "I am reading zero pages". Barr said he and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein decided on their own that Mueller's evidence was insufficient to establish that the president committed obstruction.

Tweeted Baldwin's Trump: "The pardons are already in the mail".

We'll have to see if this was De Niro's last appearance on the show as Mueller, now that the report has wrapped up in real life.

Trump said the Pulitzer Committee should revoke a joint Pulitzer Prize from both newspapers "for their coverage (100% NEGATIVE and FAKE!) of Collusion with Russian Federation".

Getting serious, he warned: "If you shoot at the devil, you best not miss". McKinnon's Giuliani asked, going on to celebrate how his "mind games worked" to get the president off the hook. "I guess I was a legal genius the whole time", McKinnon coos. "I mean actually people on the other side that were at least unbiased or try to look at it objectively..."

"I want my paper towels back amigos", he said about the paper towels Trump infamously tossed into a crowd while visiting the island nation after Hurricane Maria in 2017. "I'm still a powerful, scary guy!"

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